The Tatler List of the People Who Really Matter

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lyrics

So seriously guys, have you heard the news?
There's a magazine out there, that's telling the truth
It's glossy and shiny, but it's still got bite
It's in full colour, but everyone's white
Let's open it up, take a look at this Tatler
Let's get the list, of the people who really matter

At number 40, Jerry Hall. Jerry's a former model and muse with frankly amazing taste in men.
At number 35, Felicity Jones. Felicity's got it all - beauty, brains, and a truly excellent collection of hats

These people really matter guys, cos if it wasn't for them
… There wouldn't be as many hats

That was probably just the early numbers, just filler.

At number 29, Holly Branson. Sir Richard Branson's daughter has now joined the family firm.

At 14. Count Nicholai Von Bismark.
The last Prime Minister of Prussia? I thought he’d died in 1898. This must be a relative.

These people really matter guys, cos if it wasn't for them
There wouldn't be people related to someone who once ran Prussia.

At number 9. Prince Harry. Can you imagine a world without Prince Harry?
Yes. It's better.
At number 5. The Queen. The queen is everyone's favourite monarch.
I suppose... I'm a big fan of King Karl Gustav of Sweden?

These people really matter guys, cos if it wasn't for them
I suppose we'd independently govern ourselves. Like the more grown-up bits of the world.

These people really matter guys, cos if it wasn't for them

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from Eat The Poor (Live), released November 11, 2016
Written & Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’. ... more

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