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Why Did We Brexit?

from Eat The Poor (Live) by Jonny & The Baptists

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PADDY: Some of us were voting tactically
JONNY: Some wanted money for the NHS
PADDY: Some of us were scared of World War Three
JONNY: Some of us read the Daily Express


JONNY; Some wanted one thing but voted the other
JONNY; And didn't understand what a referendum was
PADDY: And who can blame them, after first past the post
JONNY: Which is about as democratic as duck duck goose


PADDY: So why did we Brexit,
BOTH: And is that a verb?
PADDY: Was Bremain a word as well?
JONNY: Did they lose 'cos that portmanteau's rubbish?


JONNY: What is the plural of referendum?
PADDY: Is it refendum or referenda
JONNY: I think referendum is a gerund
PADDY: What's a gerund?
JONNY: It's a sort of present participle


PADDY: Have you checked the dictionary?
JONNY: Yes I looked earlier, both plurals are accepted
PADDY: Does that mean that both sides are correct?
JONNY: No, it means the argument will never end


BOTH: So why did we Brexit?
BOTH: And is that a verb?
PADDY: No one liked the campaign
JONNY: No one voted for Theresa May

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from Eat The Poor (Live), released November 11, 2016
Written & Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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