A List of Millionaires Who Voted for Cuts to Tax Credits in November 2015 (Dickvalves)

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lyrics

Philip Hammond, Caroline Spelman, Dominic Grieve, David Cameron
Andrew Mitchell, Theresa May, Ken Clarke, Zac Goldsmith
Andrew Lloyd-Webber, Michelle Mone, Anthony Bamford, Karren Brady
Simon Wolfson, Jonathan Marland, George Osborne, Karan Bilimoria
Stanley Kalms, Stanley Fink, Philip Harris, Stephen Green
Jeremy Hunt, Sebastian Coe, Sebastian Coe


What a bunch of dickvalves, what a load of tit quest a l'orange
What a bunch of dickvalves, what a lotta of salmon, wangos, frube?


Philip Hammond Bum Puffin
Caroline Spelman No Shadow
Dominic Grieve Tool-job
David Cameron Anti-Falcon
Andrew Mitchell Strunk
Theresa May Nut Platter
Ken Clarke Smell Gift
Zac Goldsmith Ham Salad
Andrew Lloyd-Webber Whelk
Michelle Mone Spam Shagger
Anthony Bamford Frog Nugget
Karren Brady Smelly Bottom
Simon Wolfson Poo Head
Jonathan Marland Awful Face
George Osborne Goose Plopper
Karen Bilimoria Babum Kiliboria
Stanley Kalms Oh no
Stanley Fink I'm tired
Philip Harris Y-Front
Stephen Green Professor of Butts
Jeremy Hunt Oh no
Sebastian Coe Sebastian Coe
Sebastian Coe Sebastian Coe
Sebastian Coe


What a bunch of dickvalves, what a load of tit quest a l'orange
(You know they’re all a bunch of) dickvalves, what a lotta of salmon, wangos, frube

Balalalalalalalala, Balalalalalalalala
Balalalalalalalala, Balalalalala Hu?

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from Eat The Poor (Live), released November 11, 2016
Written & Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Comedy band 'Jonny & The Baptists' (Jonny Donahoe and Paddy Gervers) have risen rapidly to cult-status in the last year, making the finals of the 'Amused Moose Laughter Awards', the '2013 New Act of the Year Awards' and the 'Musical Comedy Awards', and being featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4) ... more

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