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Angela Merkel

from The Farage EP by Jonny & The Baptists

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We've come full circle, Angela Merkel
Said things that were hurtful, Angela Merkel
Let's start a new chapter in our Merkel chronerkel
I love you so much, you drive me beserkel

You've made Europe workel, Angela Merkel
You've made Europe workel, just like clockworkel
Your knowledge of things fiscerkel and economerkel
Are unparalerkel'd in our universel
And you didn't shirkel at mission impossiberkel
Without you Greece and perhaps Portugerkel
Would've gone hurkelling into a downwards spirkel
So let's rebrand the Euro as the Deutsche-Merkel

And I hope this doesn't make you megalomanierkel
You're so strong Angela Merkel, you could get tyrannerkel
You're more powerful now than Barerk Oberkel
You could take over the world, not just Eurerpel

But at night, I just dream
We could take a mini-brerkel
You and I Angela Merkel at Oktoberferkel
We could wear lederherkel and eat pickled gherkels
And when you dance it is wonderkel, if a little too twerkful
And I'll take you on a journey to Constantinerkel
Wait I am misterkel it's now called Istanberkel
But I know in my heart, it could never ever workel
You're the Chancellor of Europe, I write songs that are toperkel

We've come full circle, Angela Merkel
Said things that were hurtful, Angela Merkel
Let's start a new chapter in our Merkel chronerkel
I love you so much, you drive me beserkel

Angela Merkel, Angela Merkel
I love you, I love you, You're so kisserbel
You drive me so wild, I can't even vocal-
-ise my desire for Angela Merkel
Angela Merkel, Merkel
Angela Merkel, sweet Angela Merkel

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from The Farage EP, released May 19, 2014
Written and performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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