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Boom (Motherf​*​cker)

from Bigger Than Judas (Live In London) by Jonny & The Baptists

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You know those moments in life when someone does something, says something and you just gotta step up and get in there? Well this song's about that.

So we're rolling on the freeway
In a black cab blacker than a blackberry sorbet
The taxi driver looks morally grey
As he slides another fag into the mouth of his ashtray
He brakes hard, he looks around
Makes a prejudice remark about Chinatown
And we go 'Hold up, who is this racist clown?
He can't say that, let's shoot him down!'

Um, sorry I'm just not sure I'm comfortable with you saying that kind of thing. I mean Asian culture is...

Boom! Motherfucker!
We're the comeback kings of this town
Boom! We shoot you down with
Bullets of Boom
Take that, we burned you you dick.

It's like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boom in here. Or Boomton Abbey. It's a cost-Boom drama. Boom.

We got tickets to the football
So we roll up tight bitches thinking that we're Sean Paul
And it's Chelsea versus Millwall
We're surrounded by men drinking like they're at a pub crawl
It's one-nil, a man shouts out
Calling someone's sexuality into account
And we go 'Hold up, homophobia about
Let's start a fight, let's scream and shout!'

(sigh) I mean sexual preference is just something we should all just...you know...'

Boom! Motherfucker!
You just got served an extra-large portion of
Boom! With a side of
Super Boom!
Enjoy your meal you total fanny

The name's Boom. James Boom. I'm in ThunderBoom. I'm in Boomraker. I'm in from Russia with Boom. Boom finger. Live and let Boom. The Booming Boomlights. Tomorrow never Booms. OctoBoomy.

The EDL marches down my street
So I go out for ages
Boom! That'll build a multi-cultural society

We're on stag do, at a strip club
I'm crying inside
Boom! That'll get her back to college

My mate makes jokes about Stephen Hawking
I try to change the subject
Boom! That'll find us the grand unified theory

My dad reads aloud from the Daily Mail
I just pour the coffee
Boom! That'll fix his narrow-mindedness

We're the Boom Motherfuckers that's how we roll
One day Boom Motherfucker will be written on our Boomstone
(Huh!)

Now we're queuing at the bar
We want two scotch eggs and two pints of Budvar
People know who we are
'Cause we're the baddest motherfuckers this side of the river
'But wait up, how dare you?
Did you just push in front of us in the queue?
You just broke our social taboo
Now you're gonna get an en-suite Boom with a view!'

How fucking dare you? Have you no fucking respect? Who the hell do you think you are? Queue-jumping goes against everything our society is built upon!

Boom! Motherfucker!

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from Bigger Than Judas (Live In London), released October 14, 2013
Written by Jonny & The Baptists. Performed by Jonny & The Baptists and Will Bartlett.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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