Fun Things When You're Rich (Bonus Demo)

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lyrics

Ignore all the bills. Move to Turks & Caicos
Go out for coffee, buy a newspaper
No, I mean buy a newspaper company.
Accidentally print a photo of your own bottom. Sell the newspaper.

Fun things when you're rich!
Fun things when you're rich!

Rude waiter. Buy the restaurant, have him fired. Rename restaurant I hate Pierre.

Enjoy a bath? Hire a bath chef. My bath chef Costas does a weekend bath tasting menu. Amuse bath. Fish bath. Main bath. Coffee and Bathters. Fish bath awful, but what can you do?

Fun things when you're rich!
Fun things when you're rich!

Develop a fun drug problem. Rich drugs are much less debilitating.
Columbian flake, Aderol, Laudnam.
Snowplow. Peaky Blinders. Downtonium.
Bourgeois nitrate. Gillet. Mossack Fonseca
Fun things when you're rich!
Fun things when you're -

I'm so rich now, my songs don't actually need an ending.

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from Eat The Poor (Live), released November 11, 2016
Written & Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Comedy band 'Jonny & The Baptists' (Jonny Donahoe and Paddy Gervers) have risen rapidly to cult-status in the last year, making the finals of the 'Amused Moose Laughter Awards', the '2013 New Act of the Year Awards' and the 'Musical Comedy Awards', and being featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4) ... more

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