We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/

lyrics

Everyone is telling us the blood-banks are dry
Every man should give blood because blood saves lives
But there's a law that limits donating potential
Because you're not allowed to give blood if you're a homosexual
You want us to all chip in but you only want certain chips
You only want the chips that have been in certain dips
But if a starving man is hungry, all he needs is chips
Does it really matter what kind of chips?
The chips are all the same, don't you know?
The chips have all come from the same fucking potato
We wanna chip in, when the chips are down
But we made sweet love so we cannot give blood now

For years we were just a platonic pair
Now I can't stop looking at your yellow hair
Oh I know, my hair is quite yellow

It feels so good when it should feel weird
I run my fingers through your tiny beard
Oh I know, I trimmed it just for you
I know you did honey and I appreciate that
That night we made sweet love and we cannot give blood now

Just cause we've done it, it doesn't mean
We're suddenly riddled with STDs
Oh I know, your blood is just so clean
My blood is so clean you could bathe in it
Now listen up I'm not trying to boast
But my haemoglobin is better than most
Oh I know, your blood is just so red
My blood is so red that when I bleed bulls get angry
That night we made sweet love and we cannot give blood now

We could pretend to be two straight men
Who have unprotected sex we'd have a better chance then
We think our blood is still a ten out of ten
So what if we're attracted to other men?

Men men men men
Men men men men
Men men men men
Men men men men
Men men men men manly men
Woot do doo, do doo doo

Give Blood
Give Blood
Give Blood
Not I.

credits

from Jonny & The Baptists, released October 10, 2013
Written and Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
... more

contact / help

Contact Jonny & The Baptists

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Jonny & The Baptists, you may also like: