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I Was So Drunk That Night

from Eat The Poor (Live) by Jonny & The Baptists

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You didn't like my beard
I didn't like the fact that you'd been previously married to Rupert Murdoch
We met at one of those parties
We were introduced across the ice sculpture of Mika
I didn't like your handbag
You didn’t like the fact that I’d got egg all down me
But when we locked eyes it felt like Jesus had fallen into my eyes

And I was so drunk that night I didn't realise you liked me
I dropped my cigarette and it was burning a hole through the crotch of my trousers
And I was so drunk that night I didn't realise we'd exchanged numbers
Then when you called me, I forgot who you were but I pretty much got away with it
I was so drunk next morning, I'd have gone for brunch with anyone
You were so kind, you gave me three-quarters of your Spanish Omelette
And I was so drunk that day, I couldn't believe you'd ever love me
We went to see Die Hard and you held my hand when I didn't really like it

You didn't like my chuckle
I didn't like the fact that you kept inviting over Mick Jagger
But when we got married
I had Andrew Lloyd Webber give me away

And I was so drunk that night on love and wealth and drinking
You seemed so quiet, when I stumbled home the following afternoon
And I was so drunk that night I didn't hear you say you loved me
My jumper was on wrong and I was trying to remember the word serengeti

You didn't like my drinking
I didn't like the fact that you didnt like my drinking
You stayed in bed most days
And I tended to sleep in the chair by the cellar

I was so drunk that night I didn't see that you were crying
I'd spilled my creme de menthe and I'd started to worry the fireplace was listening
I was so drunk that night I didn't realise you were leaving
I had the radio on and I thought that you were the woman that cleaned here

I was so drunk that night
I was so drunk that night

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from Eat The Poor (Live), released November 11, 2016
Written & Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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