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Her eyes are perfect, her face like an Eden
Symmetrically balanced like a peacock
Her long hair shimmers like a follicle beacon
Like a lighthouse made of Timotei and breezeblocks

She's just like Jesus
In female form
Send down to please us
A rose with no thorn

Unless you needed a thorn, in which case she's got one. Because she's perfect.

Perfect specimen of the human race
Most beautiful, most gentle and most smartest
Like a priceless piece of artwork she can't be replaced
And like a masterpiece she can only be touched up by an artist

She's just like Mohammed
But better in bed
Don't need to move no mountain
She moves me instead

Any fundamentalists in the house? Little bit risky that one. Oh thank God.

Except perfection is a fallacy
And that is why you're leaving me
How can you be the perfect lover when you're too busy
Fucking Robert
Turns out the only perfect thing about you
Was the way you hid your love for him
The way you kept your lies within
'Look me in the eye' you said
'You built me up too high' you said
That's why it all came crashing down
So fast when I walked in and found you
Sucking off the man who was meant to fix the roof
But instead
He fixed the roof of your vagina
And never did fix my roof neither

Robert
Robert.

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from Jonny & The Baptists, released October 10, 2013
Written and Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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