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Quentin Blake is coming up my garden
Quentin Blake is trampling my chrysanthemums
Quentin Blake is wearing his pajamas
Quentin Blake is brandishing a hammer
Quentin Blake is smashing up my windows
Quentin Blake is covered in his own blood
Quentin Blake is hammering my front door
Quentin Blake is calling out his own name
Quentin Blake is coming up the stairs now
Quentin Blake thinks we are in the closet

Not this time Blake!
We're not in the closet
Take that Blake!
We won't do that a third time

Quentin Blake doesn't know we're in attic
It's so silent you could hear a pin drop
'Now Ball! Now Ball!'
Michael Ball comes flying
Michael Ball has leapt down from the ceiling
Michael Ball is wielding a machete
Quentin strikes - Ball's no match for the Quentin

Quentin sees us
Quentin hears us
No Blake!
Stop Blake!
For the love of God Blake!

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from Jonny & The Baptists, released October 10, 2013
Written and Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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