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You tell me you don't love me
In the Sainsbury's on the Mile
Let's divide up our lives
In the cheese and yoghurt aisle
We've no money to speak of
We've no fruit of our loins
The only thing we share is
Joint Nectar Points
I was gonna by a juicer with those
A juicer for us

I thought our love would last forever
But I should've saved my breath
Because nothing lasts forever except
Polythene and death
So buy yourself a juicer
With our reward scheme gain
And you can make a smoothie of my
Tears and my pain
And feed them to Robert
'Cause Robert gets you

Well I'm the one who loves you
Should be me with you not Robert
He's the one who should be here
Weeping at the yoghurt
When the checkout girl comes over and says
'Can I lend a hand, sir?'
Not unless you've got a knife to
Cut out the cancer
That is Robert
Fucking Robert

Did I disappoint you?
Did I ever let you down?
Did I disappoint you?
Did I tell you I adored you too many times?
Was it all the trinkets and bullshit I gave you
To make you happy?
I just wanna make you happy
As the whole world crumbles to shit beneath my feet

You can go home to Robert
Please don't leave me for Robert.

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from Jonny & The Baptists, released October 10, 2013
Written and Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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