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Getting too close to the stove (That's dangerous)
Playing with a flame (That's dangerous)
Putting things into your ear (That's dangerous)
Joining an insurgency (That is dangerous)

Eating all the jam (That's dangerous)
Eating jam around some wasps (That's dangerous)
Smearing jam around your face and running at the wasps shouting
'All you wasps are dicks - I shit on you wasps'
(That's dangerous, that is dangerous)

Putting forks into the toaster (That's dangerous)
Pulling the cat's tail (That's dangerous)
Often shitting blood (That's dangerous)
Any kind of glue (That is dangerous)

Testing father's patience (That's dangerous)
Talking back to father (That's dangerous)
Letting father see your fear (That's dangerous)
Telling the police (He'll find out)

Looking down a hose (That's dangerous)
Standing on a rake (That's dangerous)
Running with a gun (That's dangerous)
Not checking out that lump (That is dangerous)

Synthesising PCP (That's dangerous)
Undercutting local dealers (That's dangerous)
Not hiring due protection (That's dangerous)
Hiding in the coal shed
Really need to sneeze
They are gonna hear me
This is how it ends

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from Bigger Than Judas (Live In London), released October 14, 2013
Written and Performed by Jonny & The Baptists.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’.
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