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lyrics

I wanna see you
I wanna see you so bad
But I can't see you no more
No I can't see you no more
Cos I don't know what to tell you
I don't know what to say to you, cos you've got

Such an ugly baby
And you're the only one that can't see it
Such an ugly baby
Why did you procreate? Why why why why?
Such an ugly baby
For God's sake it looks like a shoe
And I don't know how you look it in the eye every day

I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you so bad
Put that baby in a drawer
Shut the drawer and then move house
Move city move country move continent, hope that the evil dies of its own accord cos you've got

Such a monstrous baby
Like someone shaved a pug and then sat on it
Such a monstrous baby
Oh Jesus it looks like Donald Trump

Like a melon with a mouth
Like someone glued a face onto an omelette
Like an ugly brass rubbing of an already ugly baby
Like the health warning on an old packet of Marlboros
Like a bollock with limbs
Like, well, you
Sorry we mean congratulations

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from Songs For The Apocalypse, released February 12, 2018
Jonny Donahoe - Vocals
Paddy Gervers - Vocals / Guitars
Rob Sell - Drum Programming
Alice Bonifacio - Vocals
Loz Garratt - Double Bass
Tom Worrall - Keys / Organ
George Hogg - Trumpet

Written by Jonny Donahoe & Paddy Gervers

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
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