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Woo! Woo-hoo!

I got a letter today from someone I don't know
It said that you and I could lead even better lives
I got a letter today from the UK Independence Party
I thought 'They're not for me but why not? I'll go along'

And when I got there, everyone was dancing
They were all beautiful and dancing so beautifully
How can this be wrong when the music's so upbeat?
So without thinking I started moving my feet

I got a letter today from my local UKIP councillor
They're really not my bag but the EU's full of communists
I got a letter today, it was written in blood
And the blood was beautiful like really good blood

And at the party, there were a couple of black people
See they were born here so they were welcome too
They seemed so English, we didn't have to hide our wallets
I mean we still did but we really didn't need to
And that's the point, they were black people
And we weren't as worried

Woah-oh, Woah-oh
We're the UK Independence Party
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
We think we're still at war with France
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
We're the UK Independence Party
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
Never mind, let's just dance

Hey guys, we all love UKIP so much we should definitely have sex with it
What like a threesome?
Yes, a Farage à trois

You need to vote for us in the European elections 'cause
British people have no say in the European elections
Apart from voting in the European elections
In that sense I suppose you have a say in the European elections

Did you know there's no one left living in Eastern Europe?
They've all migrated here to work in health and safety
They live off benefits and won't let us watch Jim Davidson
They're made in Brussels by a buerocratic baguette machine

Woah-oh-oh, Woah-oh-oh
We'll make Britain great again
Woah-oh-oh, Woah-oh-oh
Free corn-beef for the under fives
Woah-oh-oh, Woah-oh-oh
The queen's jubilee will be every year
Woah-oh-oh, Woah-oh-oh
Then we'll retake India

Woah-oh, Woah-oh
The UK Independence Party
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
We think Britain's an economic power
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
Can you imagine if we got in charge?
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
Cause we really haven't thought it through
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
The UK Independence Party
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
Join us first, ask questions later
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
Don't you know all the cool kids are doing it?
Woah-oh, Woah-oh
Come on guys, let's just dance

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from Bigger Than Judas (Live In London), released October 14, 2013
Written by Jonny & The Baptists. Performed by Jonny & The Baptists, Will Bartlett and Lucy Roslyn Hunt.

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Jonny & The Baptists London, UK

Nominated for five major awards (they’ve never won any), Jonny & the Baptists – real names Jonny
Donahoe & Paddy Gervers – have rapidly become one of the UK's hottest live musical comedy acts. They've featured on 'The Now Show' (BBC Radio 4), 'The Infinite Monkey Cage' (BBC R4), 'The Gadget Show' (Channel 5) and 'Sketchorama' (BBC R4). They once topped the iTunes Comedy Chart
with single ‘Farage’. ... more

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